My husband over dinner: “Chew. Chew. Smack. Smack. Swallow. Swish. Grind. Clink.” “Why are you chewing so loudly?!” I loudly gripe. “It’s kale salad. You are making the same amount
My husband over dinner: “Chew. Chew. Smack. Smack. Swallow. Swish. Grind. Clink.” “Why are you chewing so loudly?!” I loudly gripe. “It’s kale salad. You are making the same amount